IoM 2011:
IoM quotes 2011:
Katie: ‘sam, what’s noises does mark’s penis make?’
Lawrence ‘ those are massive sausages’
Sam ‘you’re really coming out!’
Lawrence’ Alan, you’re licking the rim’ (as Alan like bottom of can’
Randomer ‘right leftright, fucking twats!’ – see video link
To Jake ‘ like your shorts, like what’s underneath them!’
Guy taking group photo ‘ on three, everyone say sex!’
Ryan ‘the feeling of something in you is… Awww’
Katie to Brendan ‘ I don’t want to eat more manly meet than you’
Katie ‘ I wish Brendan looked at me like he looks at that glock’
Mark to Brendan ‘we’re talking about you not to you’
Frances ‘yes, but James, you always get it in’
France’s it’s not a bloody race course!
Everyone else: yes it is! It’s the bloody TT
Charlie: i don’t do hair. It’s ridiculous stuff
James to mark: I don’t usually sleep through your willy’ Mark
Jen: who do you think the Easter bunny was?
Sam: I think it was Chuckles
Jen: what? Did he have an out of body experience?
Katie ‘ it hurt through the rubber’
Katie to corinna ‘ let’s not beat about the bush’ – after a yawn hug
Tash: can you help me get this in lawrence, it won’t quite fit
IoM 2010:
Squishy: Well I don’t think the military will replace their guns with lightsabers.
Ryan: Lightsaber bayonets! How cool would that be?
Squishy: Well, lightsabers can apparently cauterise entire limbs.
Ryan: The back of my calves are not actually one of my erogenous zones.
Katie: Everyone has gusty winds.
[At The Creek Inn in Peel, Lawrence talks to two waitresses to arrange for the whole team some tables]
Waitress at bar: We may not be able to accommodate that big a group.
Lawrence: We can be flexible around you.
[Team chatting late evening in the hotel dining room, Sam was talking about planes...]
Katie: You can talk about planes all you like, but I was referring to eruption columns.
[Everyone laughs]
[...a few seconds later...]
Lawrence: I just got it.
Katie (to Lawrence): Do you still write one letter per page on your notebook?
Brendan: Because IRA is doing fine, Ireland is stable.
Squishy: I, R, A, B, C, D, E…
Harvey: Pub!
[Club staff came over with a pot of chocolate...]
Would anyone like to lick the pot? Have a spoon with it.
Katie: My second one of the day.
[Scones produces a bag of nuts at the range lounge]
Scones: Would anyone like my nuts?
Rhiannon: Put your nuts away!
Brendon: Woo you’ve got big nuts. And some shrivelled ones!
Katie (to Rhiannon): Are you commando?
Squishy: Oh there is going to be cream on these scones.
Mark (to James): Are you fingering my chocolate?
James (to Mark): You are drawing out your banana rather quickly.
Lawrence: “Have you never worn sunglasses and walked into a fridge?”
Allan: (with handpuppet) “Hello, Allan, what’s your name?” (normal voice) “Wait…”
Adrian: “We’ve all been up Snae Fell, if you know what I mean.”
Rhiannon: (strange accent) “I think I’m getting the hang of this!” (pause) Where is that quote from?”
Jen: “I have no idea….”
Rhiannon: “Oh yeah, Lord of the Rings. It was Sam, in Moria, with the frying pan.”
Scones: “That sounds like the weirdest game of Cluedo ever.”
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Rob (At the Bunfight): I tried to get into an argument with a pacifist, but it didn’t work.
Katie: “Sorry – I’m an ale whore.”
IoM 2009:
Gav: Mark bent over and I slipped in behind him.
Katie: I’m so excited. Is there a toilet inside?
SJ: He had me four days in a row.
Sarah: Did you see the little sheepling?….oh, wait….lamb
Gav: You need to squeeze harder on the……aaaaahhhhh…Oooohh Yeaaahh…….Charlie…that feels good
Adrian (to Katie): Are you trying to spoon me?
Charlie: Oh I’m all sticky now after I exploded all over myself
Gav: GREEN!!!
Sam: I like your sausage Gav
Katie: I’m easy
Rob: Really?
Gav: Two fingers should do the trick
Katie (to Gav): You just have a natually large one.
Katie: I quite like synthetic banana
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Martyn (to Frances): It’s not just you, I do it to everyone!
Jen: I quite like 69…
Sam: Whenever I take the keys back, he always takes me behind the desk
Martyn: I need to get my fingers back into action!
Jen: As a general rule you shouldn’t sniff anything that Charlie gives you.
Gav: Squeeze don’t pull Tim
Ben (OURC): It was brilliant, my barrel was steaming for a good 10-15 minutes afterwards.
Sam: I like Norwegians!
Sam: Do you get girls called Richard?
Rich W: There is not a thing I can’t do with my face
“Ugly Fat, 44 year old bird, four eyed, as thick as two short planks, seeks Mr Happy who will be an honest, loyal, caring, n/s male. Look forward to hearing from you.”
Gav: I’m afraid I do eject a long way
Gav: I do whip it out rather quickly! Corinna: A slower action could be more satisfying
Corinna: It’s all about the finger action
James: “I think you’re having diminishing returns” Mike: “That’s what she said!”
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Charlie: “Whether they’re fed on Anchor or not, they still make grass”
Gav: “There’s nothing worse than being floppy”
Oli: “I am not a shooter.”
Sam: “Can I have a feel? OMG it’s huge!!!”
Chris F: “I don’t want to go to the gents, the little boy’s room is more fun.”
Tim: “Watch out or I will cover your room in Southern Fairy dust!”
James: “It’s very hard and rather large…”
Sam: “My old one’s a bit soft and floppy, but the new one’s a lot stiffer…”
Tim: “Shall we do some ethnic cleansing on the way home?!!!?”
Sara-Jane: “I might be considering doing 3P…”
Rich: “A kiss on the cheek may be quite continental, but tactical thermonuclear weaponry is a boy’s best friend.”
James: “Incest is best”
Capt Smut: “More pink required I think, and more bondage straps required.”
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Charlie: “There’s no way you could resist Chris [Fenning] if he turned on the charm”
Jen: “Blatently could! If I wanted to…”
—————-Isle of Man 2007————————-
Mark (to Charlie): “How much room do I have up my rear?”
Gav: “I want to get some rubber in there”
Emma: “I don’t have patience, I have toast”
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Charlie: “I quite fancy Anne Widecombe…”
Charlie: “This water’s quite wet isn’t it?”
Sam: “I’ve always wanted to frisk someone…”
Sam: “It’s OK, I’m just talking to my Mayonnaise”
Sam: “David Tennant could come down in his TARDIS and take me away any day”
Sam: “I’m going to play with this now, having played with my wiggly thing”
Jen: “I like the range, it’s like a cave. it’s all… mmmm”
Rich: “I’m not a madman! I’ve got a bit of paper that says I’m not.”
SJ: “Chocolate is like eating a hug, but wine is like ‘mmm, painkillers’!”
SJ: “The teatowels are conspiring against me”
Gav: “If you keep wiggling it, it’ll come eventually”
Charlie: “Your mum’s a woman!”
Rich: ” ‘It’ doesn’t need to be out anywhere…”
